Go to sleep, literally!

So, yooooooo, I am about to be sounding like a sage very soon and y’all gon be wondering. First of all, I need to let you know that I have been listening to some dangerous podcasts lately so if you have so ever thought of unsubscribing from my blog, now is the perfect time. Kidding… …

Messed up Domestic travel and Overland airways

When I discovered that the only airline for Ilorin to Lagos travel to and fro is with Overland airways, I broke. Why? This is Nigeria and domestic travel in Nigeria is messed up. So, you mean to say I have no choice than to go for just one airline, Overland airways, if I wanted to …

‘Big girl like you’ Really? Faaaaam!

I boarded my ride and he started my trip. He had not moved an inch when he began to complain. He said he had been on that route before and there’s a lot of traffic. I was surprised tho’. I told him where I was going even before he started the trip. Well, all was …

Why do smelly folks raise their hands?

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired of inconsiderate smelly folks. For me to be tired of you, you have to be inconsiderate. The other day I spoke about this on Instagram, one babe came out to say that it is no one’s fault they are smelling. She probably smells too and …

What are you scared of?

What are you scared of?

So, guys, I switched on my laptop to work and ended up watching “Drag me to hell”. Truth be told, I didn’t like the movie title. I just didn’t like it but I couldn’t stop watching. You know that kind of thing ehn. While different horrible things were flying about in the movie, I saw …

common slangs in nigerian chatting

Full Meaning of Common Slangs Used in Nigerian Chatting

Today is Friday and we are hoping to catch fun with some of the abbreviations we use here in Nigeria. While some of the acronyms are used worldwide as well, some of the others are used only in Nigeria and that’s because they have the full meaning in pidgin English. Except for the unnecessary short …

whatsapp status updates

Only 44 People Can View My Whatsapp Status Updates

When someone comes to complain about what I put on my platform off that platform, I wait for 3 days and then take them off it. This is what I mean, you view my whatsapp status update, you don’t respond to it right on whatsapp, you come offline to rant about it, I wait for …